"No, I'm not teaching right now."
"Yes, I've applied at [LOCAL COMMUNITY COLLEGE]."
"Yes, I'm willing to move."
"No, I mean twelve jobs in the whole country."
"Yes, I am writing a book. But I won't make any money off of it."
"No, I can't become a pastor."
"No, I can't start my own religion."
"You're right, I should be on TV."
"No, Reza Aslan isn't...*sigh*...is there any gin left?"
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