Position Statement: I Quite Like the Songs

It looks like this year's War of Christmas is already in full swing. (Remember the good old days, when the War on Christmas didn't start until after the War on Thanksgiving? Now they've got the War on Christmas stuff up before the War on Halloween...) So, I would like to clarify, on behalf of the International Godless Atheist Conspiracy, exactly what our position on Christmas is.

So here you go:

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